My HormonologyWhich week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your weekend has in store:

Week 1
First day of period to Day 7
This weekend’s hormone horoscope: Whether or not you’re Irish, St. Patty’s Day is a time to think about what’s lucky about your life. For you, being in Week 1 of your cycle is lucky because, for starters, rising estrogen and testosterone are boosting your mood and brain skills…and these effects last all the way through Week 2! Even better? Tonight’s sleep will be deeper and more restful than last week thanks to rising estrogen, which puts the kibosh on premenstrual insomnia. Woo-hoo! The one caveat: If you’re cramping, sleep might be less restful. But, putting on a heat pad, drinking chamomile tea and taking a pain reliever can help banish menstrual cramp pain so you can you clock those glorious zzz’s estrogen has in store for you!

Week 2
Day 8 to Day 13
This weekend’s hormone horoscope: Whether or not you’re Irish, St. Patty’s Day is a time to think about what’s lucky about your life. For you, being in Week 2 of your cycle is lucky because high testosterone gives you a killer libido and, thankfully, killer orgasms to match. These hormones also make you more energetic and daring than any other week of your cycle! As if that wasn’t enough, you’re at your prettiest due to slight changes in your skin, hair and facial features (not to mention a steep rise in confidence!), you’re at your wittiest and you’re talking circles around just about anyone who comes within a 5-foot radius of you. In short, during Week 2 you rule.

Week 3
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
This weekend’s hormone horoscope: Whether or not you’re Irish, St. Patty’s Day is a time to think about what’s lucky about your life. For you, being in Week 3 of your cycle is lucky because rising progesterone gives you a mellowness that makes you the calm in any storm. Another perk of progesterone: It helps your body burn up to 30% more fat during exercise this week and most of next week. Not too shabby!

Week 4
Day 23 to the end of cycle
This weekend’s hormone horoscope: Whether or not you’re Irish, St. Patty’s Day is a time to think about what’s lucky about your life. For you, being in Week 4 of your cycle is lucky because some experts believe your powers of intuition sharpen and you become more in touch with your artistic side. What’s more, research shows that a dour premenstrual mood actually makes you better at spotting details and less likely to fall prey to sneaky sales traps since you notice more than someone in a more upbeat mood who’s got their head in the clouds. So, take that, happy-go-luckiers!

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