Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!

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Which week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your weekend has in store:

Week 1
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: Whether or not you’re Irish, St. Patty’s Day is a time to think about what’s lucky about your life. For you, being in Week 1 of your cycle is lucky because, for starters, rising estrogen and testosterone are boosting your mood and brain skills…and these effects last all the way through Week 2! Even better? Once you’re past the achy, crampy part of your period, sleep will be deeper and more restful than it was in your premenstrual Week 4 thanks to rising estrogen, which puts the kibosh on premenstrual insomnia. Woo-hoo!

Week 2
Day 8 to Day 14 (or ovulation)
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: Whether or not you’re Irish, St. Patty’s Day is a time to think about what’s lucky about your life. For you, being in Week 2 of your cycle is lucky because high testosterone gives you a killer libido and, thankfully, killer orgasms to match. These hormones also make you more energetic and daring than any other week of your cycle. As if that wasn’t enough, you’re at your prettiest due to slight changes in your skin, hair and facial features (not to mention a steep rise in confidence!), you’re at your wittiest and you’re talking circles around just about anyone who comes within a 5-foot radius of you. In short, during Week 2 you rule!

Week 3
Day 15 (or the day after ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: Whether or not you’re Irish, St. Patty’s Day is a time to think about what’s lucky about your life. For you, being in Week 3 of your cycle is lucky because rising progesterone gives you a mellowness that makes you the calm in any storm. Another perk of progesterone: It helps your body burn up to 30% more fat during exercise this week and most of next week. Not too shabby!

Week 4
Day 23 to the end of cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: Whether or not you’re Irish, St. Patty’s Day is a time to think about what’s lucky about your life. For you, being in Week 4 of your cycle is lucky because some experts believe your powers of intuition sharpen and you become more in touch with your artistic side. What’s more, research shows that a dour premenstrual mood actually makes you better at spotting details around you and less likely to fall prey to sneaky sales traps since you notice more than someone in a more upbeat mood who’s got their head in the clouds. So, take that, happy-go-luckiers!

Start your day with the free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com. It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!

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