Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your weekend has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: You may find yourself talking more and more as your Week 1 goes on, for example, giving a long answer to a cashier’s simple question or sharing a personal story (or two or five) when you run into a neighbor. The reason for your long-winded ways? Rising estrogen and testosterone! As these hormones climb, they make you chattier and more confident about speaking up!
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: With high estrogen and testosterone making your optimism soar, you may be more willing to overlook someone’s weaknesses and focus on their potential, for instance, you may decide to hire someone who’s a bit odd but who has excellent skills or accept a date from someone who doesn’t share your interests with the hopes you could hit it off anyway.
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: Got a lot to do this weekend? Your challenge is to get to the first item on your to-do list without procrastinating all day long. The problem? Rising progesterone is slowing you down and making you want to eat and nap, eat and nap, eat and nap. And maybe watch some TV or read a book. Luckily, once you do finally get moving on a task, chances are, you’ll keep your momentum up till it’s finished. Or at least till you’ve made considerable headway.
Day 23 to the end of cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: Baby your body this weekend. Plunging estrogen makes you more sensitive to aches and pains in Week 4 by bringing down your brain’s level of pain-masking endorphins. This makes the results of extra-long workouts and late night partying far more uncomfortable.
Start your day with the free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com. It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!