Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your weekend has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: Once you’re over the energy-sapping hump of your period, you’re more fun to be around this weekend. Thanks goes to rising estrogen and testosterone, which bring out your humorous side and make you enjoy chatting, playing jokes and having a good time!
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: Be careful of going overboard in whatever you do this weekend, Week 2 gal. Your high estrogen and testosterone make you more prone to overindulging in drama, booze, food, late nights out and anything else that’s super-fun. But, as they say, “moderation in everything”, will ultimately make you happier…and less likely to suffer from regret, hangovers, bloat, major undereye baggage and the need for bail!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: You may be looking forward to weekend-type foods, like a big breakfast or going out to a restaurant you only get to once in awhile. That’s because rising progesterone is doing the ordering during Week 3 of your cycle and what it wants is oversized portions of fatty, carb-rich, salty, sweet and yummy foods!
Day 23 to the end of cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: Try to keep criticisms to a minimum this weekend. Due to plunging estrogen, which makes you more pessimistic than you were during the first half of your cycle, you’re more prone to seeing the negative side of things. Unfortunately, the more you complain about people, places and events, the lower your mood can go. By looking for the silver lining, you not only enjoy whatever you’re doing more, you’ll also boost your mood!
Start your day with the free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com. It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!