Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your weekend has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: As your Week 1 goes on, you’ll notice that the memory, brain skills and energy you lost in Week 3 and Week 4 come roaring back! Credit goes to rising estrogen and testosterone, which sharpen cognitive skills and trigger a steep rise in pep as they climb!
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: High estrogen has you talking like it’s your job! No one is safe from your verbal volleys–the moment you get within five feet of a friend, family member, co-worker or stranger on the street, you’ve likely got something to say. And this goes double if you get hopped-up on caffeine or alcohol!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: Unlike Week 2 gals, it can seem that talking takes more effort at times. Oh, you may still make conversation, but it may take a lot out of you to try to come up with things to say or keep the chit-chat going. Blame goes to rising progesterone, which has a sedating, quieting effect on you.
Day 23 to the end of cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: You may notice you’re ready to cuddle up to someone special this week of your cycle–despite the fact that your sweetie is ticking you off more than usual. What’s behind this odd push-and-pull? Two things: As your body prepares for menstruation in Week 1, it’s activating nerve endings down below, which then ramps up your libido, making you want to get physical. However, plunging estrogen is depleting your brain of feel-good chemicals, which makes you more prone to seeing (and being really irritated by) all your honey’s faults. My advice: Get play-time in as early in the day as possible before your partner can do or say anything stupid and ruin the mood!
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