Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your weekend has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: As your Week 1 goes on and estrogen and testosterone rise, you may find that no matter what holiday you celebrate this time of year or even if you don’t celebrate any at all, you’re still getting caught up in the seasonal fun and that upbeat holiday tunes, festive decorations, delicious treats and happy faces on children are bringing a smile to your own face!
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: Watch your wallet, Week 2 gal: With estrogen and testosterone reaching their peaks in this phase of your cycle, which makes you far more impulsive with your money, you may find yourself spending more than you intended. And, honestly, even knowing this tip may not help. Just yesterday, a saleswoman worked her magic on my wallet, inspiring me to spend twice as much as I (thought I firmly!) planned to!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: During Week 3, rising progesterone and lower levels of estrogen and testosterone can trigger sadness that can make you a tad sentimental, even weepy, when hearing melancholic holiday music, remembering past holidays you spent with loved ones you won’t see this year or thinking of those in need who won’t be having a happy holiday season. To try to avoid spiraling into a funk, try doing a good deed for someone to boost their holiday cheer. Research shows that random acts of kindness–even something as simple as letting someone with fewer items cut in front of you at a store (which someone sweetly did for me yesterday)–is enough to bring your mood back up.
Day 23 to the end of cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: You may feel like you’re totally over an ex, have finally left a frenemy behind, are ready to look for a new job or are prepared to make another clean break in your life. As estrogen and testosterone descend in your premenstrual Week 4, they shine a spotlight on the problems you faced with these people or situations, making it easier to move on without them.
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