My HormonologyWhich week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your weekend has in store:

Week 1
First day of period to Day 7
This weekend’s hormone horoscope: You’ll probably be getting hit with lots of urges to go places you love, eat foods you enjoy and see friends who crack you up this weekend rather than just sit home and watch TV. You’ll also be inspired to stop at roadside stands, shops you never noticed before but just have to discover today and fairs you happen to pass on your way to another fun spot. What’s the reason behind your desire to do so much? Rising estrogen and testosterone! Together, they’re making you extroverted, impulsive, energized and easily excited by fun activities!

Week 2
Day 8 to Day 13
This weekend’s hormone horoscope: You’re going to be surprising people (and even yourself!) this weekend with your stellar memory and brain skills. For instance, you may recall a person’s name from a party you attended five years ago or think up a clever solution to a problem no one else could solve. Credit goes to high estrogen and testosterone, which sharpen your memory and cognitive skills as they climb!

Week 3
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
This weekend’s hormone horoscope: Good news for your family members, sweetheart, neighbors or cat: Your rising progesterone, a hormone known to boost mothering tendencies, is putting you in the mood to nurture. So, if they’ve been staying on your good side, then they may be rewarded with your best recipes, surprise gifts or a refreshing cup of iced coffee.

Week 4
Day 23 to the end of cycle
This weekend’s hormone horoscope: Your wallet will virtually pop open by itself whenever you pass by the mall, gourmet bakery or spa this weekend. Go ahead and indulge a little—pampering yourself increases feel-good endorphins that can quash a cranky premenstrual Week 4 mood. But watch your budget—descending hormones are making you less secure about how much money you have in the bank, so if you do too much spending, those good feelings could be replaced by guilt and dread.

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