Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: As Week 1 goes on, you’ll probably find it easier to shrug off minor irritations, like a nosy coworker, lazy spouse or loud neighbor. Credit for your increased patience goes to rising estrogen and testosterone, which pump up your mood more and more as they climb.
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may be tempted to take more chances than you do in other weeks of your cycle, for instance, you may buy a lottery or raffle ticket, submit an application for a new job, loan or school, or sign up to a singles dating site for the first time. That’s because high estrogen and testosterone are making you feel luckier than usual so you’re pretty sure you have a better shot at getting what you want.
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: If you’re a morning person, try to get most of your to-dos done in the a.m. If you’re an afternoon person, try to fit in as many tasks as you can during your on-hours. Rising progesterone, a sedating hormone, is likely making you sleepy today, so it’s key to get as much done as possible during the time of day you have the most energy. If you procrastinate and miss your most energetic hours, you’ll probably find that on your off-hours, progesterone is sapping your motivation and making you just want to nap.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Today can be a harsh day: Estrogen is on the downswing, which can make you more reflective. As a result, you could end up looking back at the week, month, year or phase of your life and think about all the accomplishments you’ve wanted to achieve, but haven’t yet. While it’s easy to get caught up in self-blame and pity, instead try to use Week 4’s tendency to reflect on the past to inspire you to take at least one productive step toward one goal you want to achieve. That way, you’ll avoid negative emotions while moving closer to one of your aims.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com. It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!