Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Thoughts of romance, connecting with pals and reaching out to favorite relatives may pop up today. As your Week 1 goes on and estrogen continues to rise, it brings out the social butterfly in you, making you want to mix and mingle with others!
Day 8 to Day 14 (or ovulation)
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Careful, Week 2 gal: You can be sweet-talked into doing just about anything today! For instance, a fast-talking saleswoman may convince you to buy the two-seater sports car instead of the more practical sedan. A peppy Greenpeace volunteer may get you to donate tons of time or money you don’t have. Or your super-drunk friend may persuade you to give her a piggyback ride down a really steep hill. The reason? High estrogen and testosterone are amping up your impulsiveness and making you easily excited, so you’re more likely to be swept away by a tidal wave of enthusiasm and charm by folks who may not have your best interests in mind. My advice? Before agreeing to do anything over the top, remember that your high hormones are making you more susceptible to impractical (and sometimes downright hazardous) plans proposed by others. That can go a long way toward helping you pause before you take action, so you can decide if it’s really worth doing.
Day 15 (or the day after ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Try to fit in all your important to-dos early in the day or in your most energetic part of the day. As progesterone rises, it makes you sleepier, so you likely won’t be able to stay up late to finish the leftover tasks you put off doing.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Chances are, you’re going to have a few “absent-minded professor” moments today where you find your car keys in the freezer, forget how to cut and paste text or pour milk into your glass of water instead of your coffee like you meant to. The problem? You guessed it: Plunging estrogen! As the level of this hormone descends, it makes you a bit mentally foggy.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com. It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!