Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may vary your routine (for instance, traveling one way to work, then a different route home), choose a bunch of appetizers instead of one big meal, combine two or three snacks (like popcorn, M&Ms and candied nuts) into one big batch or do something else that enables you experience an assortment of things at once. That’s because rising estrogen is making you want to inject fun and variety into your day!
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Today’s the day when you’ll be best at coming up with witty quips, biting remarks and envy-inducing comebacks. Credit goes to high estrogen and testosterone, which are sharpening your brain skills and helping you think faster on your feet!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: If you’re picking colors or products today, say, a new wall paint or kitchen appliance, you’ll likely go with the subdued, no-frills versions, for instance a light blue over a jazzy orange or a manual potato peeler over a new-fangled electric one. That’s progesterone’s influence. As it rises, it puts you in a mellow, cautious mood, making you prefer low-key, familiar options over exciting, unfamiliar ones.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Plunging estrogen and testosterone may make you a bit of a pessimist and close-minded, making you more likely to turn someone’s request down, for instance, for a favor, raise, date or the last brownie. But, especially the last brownie.
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