Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Today’s hormone horoscope: You’ll notice you’re smiling and laughing more, saying more positive words, standing a little straighter and using more hand gestures, especially after you get past the first couple of days of your period. Credit for the uplifting shift goes to rising estrogen and testosterone, which increase your brain’s level of feel-good chemicals as they climb. Even better news: This positive effect continues all the way through the end of Week 2!
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormone horoscope: When it comes to making decisions, you can be a little flippant. For instance, you may vote for someone in an election without reading the person’s stances on issues, you might pick a new cell phone just because it was one your friend uses or you may toss bills aside, not worrying about how they’re going to be paid. That’s because high estrogen and testosterone give you a happy-go-lucky attitude, which makes you feel that even big issues aren’t all that important.
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormone horoscope: Unlike Week 2 gals, you may start looking at issues a little more seriously, for instance, you may put more thought into who you’re voting for in an upcoming election, do more research before buying a new cell phone or make a plan about how to pay off bills. That’s because rising progesterone is slowing you down, making you more somber and triggering introspective thoughts that make you feel that your decisions and actions are important.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Today’s hormone horoscope: Unlike Week 1 gals, you’re more likely to be slow to smile or laugh, you’re saying more negative words, you may be hunching a bit and you’re less demonstrative when you talk. Blame for the downshift goes to plunging estrogen and testosterone, which decrease your brain’s level of feel-good chemicals as they dip.
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