Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: I recently made the rookie mistake of going to Target during my Week 1. Not a good move. Thanks to rising testosterone, which ups impulsiveness, and rising estrogen, which makes you optimistic that you can afford, well, anything, I was merciless to the shelves filled with endless impulse items and ended up filling my basket with more unnecessary stuff than I even want to admit to. I pass this information on to you in case you’re on a budget and don’t want to blow your savings on blueberry-scented hand lotion, glitter nail polish and dozens of other non-essentials.
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may not want to take orders from others today and prefer to be the one doing the bossing around! That’s testosterone’s influence. As it climbs, it brings out your inner leader by upping your confidence, independence and desire for power.
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Cue the waterworks: You may end up shedding a few tears over sad stories, shocking news or even happy events! Blame goes to lower levels of estrogen and rising progesterone, a combination that has you channeling your touchy-feely side.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Tap into your creative powers today. Not only does plunging estrogen put you more in touch with your emotional right brain, which helps inspire your imagination, channeling your inner artist pumps up your mood by giving you a healthy way to express yourself.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com. It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!