Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Here’s the deal with rising estrogen: While it boosts brain chemicals that put you in a good mood, this doesn’t mean you’re going to be grinning from ear to ear all day and laughing in the face of all that life throws at you. If bad stuff happens—for instance, you stub your toe, get hit with an unexpected bank fee or your significant other still hasn’t figured out that smelly socks go in the hamper, not on your side of the bed—then naturally annoyed feelings will arise. However, rising estrogen will help you bounce back from these irritations faster than if you were in the second half of your cycle when plunging estrogen makes negative feelings linger a little longer.
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: High estrogen and testosterone are giving you a bit of wanderlust and making you want a change of scenery as well as a little excitement. As a result, you may be considering a quick getaway to visit friends, head to a theme park or go someplace to celebrate the holiday season. And, with your high testosterone impulsivity, you may just end up taking off at the drop of a hat!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may end up running late today as rising progesterone, a sedating hormone, slows you down and keeps you from getting to appointments, meetings and lunch dates on time.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may feel a tad clumsy today—for instance, bumping into walls, missing door handles or tripping over your own feet. The reason? Plunging estrogen and testosterone are making you less coordinated and able to navigate the space around you.
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