Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You’re likely to go with whatever whim you get today, whether it be playing hooky and going to an amusement park, signing up to a new gym or deciding to plan a big party for no good reason at all. Why? Rising estrogen is bringing out your fun and silly side and amping up your energy. And rising testosterone is revving your impulsiveness, making you more likely to act on any fun and silly ideas you have!
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: It’s all about the hook-up today. You want to get physically close to your current significant other and/or find someone new. It doesn’t really matter. As long as you get some lip action, you’ll be happy. Blame for your lusty ways goes to high testosterone, which ratchets up your libido to cycle-long highs, making everything else seem unimportant by comparison!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: The confidence you had in Week 2 melts away as plunging estrogen and testosterone in Week 3 make you wonder if you’re headed in the right direction, doubt decisions you made and regret paths you took that didn’t have the outcome you expected. Your challenge for today: Avoid beating yourself up, accept that we all make mistakes and resolve to learn from them and move on.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Things may take a turn for the purse today as you go on a spending spree as a way to counteract plunging hormone aches, pains and moodiness. Try not to totally blow your budget, though, otherwise the ensuing guilt and regret may zap any mood lift you got from splurging and send you into a major premenstrual funk.
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