Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: If you’re in a relationship, rising estrogen is making you more willing to overlook your mate’s obvious faults, like the growing pile of dirty laundry left on the floor or an inability to remember to take out the garbage after the umpteenth request. Single? Then rising estrogen is making you more optimistic about your hunt for love, giving you hope that your perfect match is at the next singles mixer, in line behind you at the local cafe or about to post a very first ad on Match.com.
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You’ll probably be flirting with people whether you realize it or not. Blame for your eye-batting ways goes to high estrogen, which pushes you connect with others, and high testosterone, which amps up your sex drive. Just be careful: You could end up showering attention on folks who you really shouldn’t, like your boss, your married neighbor or, yikes, an ex.
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may notice that energy you put into your career, school or start-up business begins to shift to matters closer to your heart, such as your home, friendships, partner or children. Why? As estrogen dips this week, it makes you less focused on the material world outside; and, as progesterone rises, it boosts nurturing feelings, which makes you place more importance on your personal life. As a result, you may put in less time at the office or on schoolwork and make more dates with your family, paint the bathroom or plant an herb garden.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may notice that you’re hitting the wrong computer keys as you type, you’re strumming the wrong chord on your guitar, you’re not getting anywhere near the garbage can when you throw stuff at it or you buttoned your top wrong. The problem? Plunging estrogen takes the shine off your dexterity, so you’re apt to make a few more mistakes with your hands than you would during other weeks of your cycle. So, it may go without saying that you should take extra precautions when dicing onions, cutting sewing patterns and working with other sharp instruments.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com. It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!