Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You’re open to experimenting today as rising estrogen piques your curiosity. But, this hormone may not climb high enough to actually push you into trying something totally new. So, you’ll likely be happiest with new twists on old themes, for instance, switching the kind of syrup you pour on your favorite waffles or trying a different flavor of your favorite lip gloss brand.
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Put your cash in the bank and your credit cards on ice: You’re far more likely to make a risky financial decision today, such as investing in your friend’s “sure thing” or playing high-stakes games at the casino. The reason? High estrogen and testosterone are pumping up your optimism, making you far less realistic than you should be about how it will all turn out!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Well, so is Week 2. Which is why you’ll probably be seeing the carnage of all the broken promises you made to yourself last week strewn about your life this week. Like what? Like that resolution to go the gym every day for two hours. And to totally cut out all sugar from your diet. And to never, ever talk to your ex again. Don’t be too hard on yourself: During Week 2, high estrogen and testosterone made you feel invincible, which made it easy to commit yourself to major lifestyle changes. This week, however, estrogen and testosterone dip and sedating progesterone rises, which saps your motivation and makes you more resistant to change.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Your inner demanding diva may come out today, which means you may not be 100% happy with a job your handyman did, a project your coworker completed or the present your partner gave you. They may have all had good intentions and thought they did the best job they could, but with your estrogen on the downswing, you may be more focused on the even better job they could have done.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com. It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!