Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can guesstimate), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!

My HormonologyWhich week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:

Week 1
First day of period to Day 7
Today’s hormone horoscope: You may be more focused on the here and now than on long-range plans today as rising estrogen and testosterone easily fire up your excitement and make you less patient about waiting for rewards. How can this affect you? You may blow off work to go to the mall even though you can do the same shopping after you’re done with your tasks, you may opt to schedule an overnight staycation rather than save up for a week-long trip  or you may overindulge in fattening foods, alcohol, cigarettes or other “baddies” instead of turning them down in favor of preserving your health years from now!

Week 2
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormone horoscope: High estrogen and testosterone have you turning up the dial on everything today: You want your music louder, your food spicier and more flavorful, your massages deeper and your clothes more colorful. Why? When these hormones get as high as they do today, they amp up your enjoyment of intense pleasures!

Week 3
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormone horoscope: You’re the opposite of Week 2 gals: Rising progesterone and lower levels of estrogen and testosterone have you preferring quieter tunes, less spicy foods, gentler rubdowns and subdued-colored clothes.

Week 4
Day 23 to the end of cycle
Today’s hormone horoscope: Kick your inner perfectionist to the curb today. Plunging estrogen is making you less patient with others, but especially with yourself. And this means trying to live up to your (usually impossibly) high standards is a recipe for disaster. So, when a meal doesn’t come out quite like your Grandma made it, your painting doesn’t seem quite Picasso-like or your indoor herb garden isn’t thriving like you’d hoped, try cutting yourself some slack and reminding yourself that it’s the trying that really counts!

Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com.
It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!

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