My Hormonology Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:

Week 1
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise

Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You get a special thrill out of finding out secrets today thanks to rising estrogen, which gives your brain a bigger buzz when you get surprised. Does no one have surprising secrets around to thrill you with? Then get the shocking ending on all the latest films at themoviespoiler.com, learn how magicians pull off their stupefying tricks, like sawing people in half or levitating, at xploremagic.com/illusion or find out the secret ingredients in all your favorite dishes from Olive Garden, Cheesecake Factory, Applebee’s and other eateries from food sleuths who created copycat recipes at recipes.robbiehaf.com/Copycat.html and recipezaar.com/search/copycat!

Week 2
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak

Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Recent research shows you may get hit with pangs of jealousy when another woman is talking with your partner or you may feel like closely guarding your valuables today. The reason? As estrogen reaches its peak and you enter the fertile phase of your cycle, this hormone prompts you to become more concerned with holding onto your sweetie and your stuff just in case you need all your resources if you get pregnant this month.

Week 3
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again

Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Your credit cards get a breather today as plunging estrogen and testosterone curb impulsive and high-ticket spending. Unless, however, you see a cute pillow, yummy-smelling candle, perfect picture frame or another item that will spruce up your home. Then rising progesterone, which amps up your urge to feather the nest, will be prodding you to buy them by the dozen!

Week 4
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge

Today’s Hormone Horoscope: During this premenstrual week, it may be harder to keep your cool in stress-filled situations—for instance, when stuck in traffic, battling store crowds during a big sale or dealing with a difficult co-worker—as plunging estrogen lowers your brain’s level of mood-regulating serotonin. Now the good news: Researchers discovered a surprising way to avoid blowing your top: Sip lemonade, sweet tea, a slushie, cola or another beverage that contains sugar a few minutes before you know a tense event will happen. In a recent study, volunteers who drank a sugary beverage before being deliberately provoked by experimenters remained calmer than those who drank a beverage containing an artificial sweetener, reports the Journal of Experimental Social Psychology. Turns out, sugar strengthens areas of the brain that curb impulsive behavior so you’re less likely to lose your temper!

Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com. It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!

facebook.com/myhormonesmademedoit
facebook.com/mylifeinhormonology
twitter.com/hormonology