Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Today’s hormone horoscope: You may find that you’re driving a bit faster, the radio is just a smidgen (or two or three) louder than in past weeks, you have a need to convince someone that your method is the best and you hear yourself saying “yes” more often to invitations, inquiries and virtually anything asked. Why? Rising estrogen and testosterone are pumping your brain full of feel-good chemicals, and this makes you a tad more zealous in everything you do.
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormone horoscope: When people ask you questions today, they should allot extra time for your answer—rising estrogen is making you chatty! Even more interesting: You’re using higher and lower notes all this week. Researchers believe this sing-song speech pattern developed as one of the many ways women woo potential mates during their most fertile time of the month!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormone horoscope: As estrogen dips to lower levels and subduing progesterone rises, you may feel a twinge of regret over antics Week 2 You pulled last week, like blowing your diet by eating an entire quart of ice cream (and not even the low-fat kind), getting wasted at your lil’ sister’s birthday party or throwing away half your wardrobe because you thought your clothes made you look boring. In retrospect, as progesterone makes you a bit more serious, it can be hard to fathom why you were so impulsive!
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Today’s hormone horoscope: You may be tempted to jump to negative conclusions or think the worst about situations today. That’s because, as estrogen and testosterone plunge, they make you less optimistic and confident by lowering your brain’s level of feel-good chemicals. So, before you get your stomach tied in knots because you’re sure you’re losing your job, your house, your sweetie or your cat, take a deep breath and remember that your descending hormones may be making things appear worse than they really are and, chances are, the outcome could be positive, too.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com.
It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!