Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: If it’s the first half of your Week 1, try to fit in all your most important to-dos early on. Iron loss during menstruation triggers fatigue, making you more likely to poop out faster today. If it’s the second half of your Week 1, rising estrogen coupled with the end of menstruation can make you feel like you’re getting a whoosh of pep. In fact, it may be a little too much at first, for instance, you may feel a tad antsy or jittery. Luckily, as your body gets used to the energy lift, uncomfortable symptoms usually fade, allowing you to enjoy the boost in vigor.
Day 8 to Day 14 (or ovulation)
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Your competitive streak peaks during your Week 2 as high estrogen and testosterone push you to be top dog. This is bad news for folks who plan to play against you in a game, but great news for folks on your team!
Day 15 (or the day after ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then estrogen rises again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Sad news, inspiring stories or sentimental scenes in movies may prompt you to weep a bit today. That’s because the combination of lower levels of estrogen combined with rising progesterone ratchet up your emotional sensitivity, which can push you into teardrop territory.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: With estrogen plunging, giving you a more pessimistic outlook, you may pass up opportunities because you doubt it will have a positive outcome, for instance, you may avoid gambling, distrust an offer you get in the mail or throw away or donate an old doll because you think you wouldn’t get any money for it if you sold it. Truth is, some opportunities are worth pursuing. So, before you make your final decision about something that really does have the potential to turn out well, ask a pal for a second opinion.
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