Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Today’s hormone horoscope: Rising testosterone makes you more impulsive and likely to accept the first offer on a job, car, home, washing machine or other things you’re considering. But, you’re better off doing your research first to find out the best option before you take the plunge.
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormone horoscope: Find an opportunity to explore a new talent or put an old talent to a new use. High-and-rising estrogen and testosterone are sharpening your brain skills, making it easier to learn new instructions faster and retain new information longer. As a result, you’ll excel more at new activities this week compared to other weeks of your cycle!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormone horoscope: It may be harder to pick a color for the new couch, decide on a restaurant for lunch or help a friend choose between two date outfits. That’s because rising progesterone is giving you a case of the blahs, which makes it harder to get inspired or muster enthusiasm about not-so-important matters.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Today’s hormone horoscope: You’re going to probably gravitate toward trash TV (like reality programs or talk shows), celebrity gossip websites or other low-brow forms of entertainment. It’s not your fault: Plunging estrogen and testosterone are sapping your energy and willpower, making it virtually impossible to resist these guilty pleasures!
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com.
It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!