Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
First day of period to Day 7
Today’s hormone horoscope: You may be exasperating friends who can’t understand why you suddenly love your partner / job / car / home / neighbor / frenemy today when during your premenstrual Week 4 you were making plans to ditch them. The reason for your waffling? Rising estrogen and testosterone are pumping up your optimism and euphoria, making you overlook the very faults that had you recently complaining.
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormone horoscope: Keep your eyes open for great opportunities today. Good fortune is more likely to come your way as high estrogen and testosterone make you open to new experiences and meeting new folks, which are key traits of the luckiest people around, research shows. These high hormones are also making you think fast on your feet so you can talk your way into a new job, killer deal or hot date!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormone horoscope: Rising progesterone is bringing out your nurturing side. As a result, you may feel like you’re more in tune with other people’s emotions and can pick up on subtle voice or body language cues that reveal their true feelings.
Day 23 to the end of cycle
Today’s hormone horoscope: You may feel frustrated today as problems you’ve swept under the rug during the first three weeks of your cycle rear their ugly heads like nobody’s business. You can either blame or thank plunging estrogen for highlighting your woes. As this hormone plunges, it reduces feel-good serotonin in your brain. And while this makes you more agitated about problems, thing is, it’s probably about time you addressed them, anyway. After all, if you stayed mum all cycle long and never tackled issues head-on, then your roommate would never be told to finally pay her rent on time, your sweetheart would never find out you’re not really a fan of “Magic Meatloaf Mondays” and your coworker would never learn that you actually don’t enjoy doing his work for him.
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