Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: As your Week 1 goes on, you may find you’re driving a bit faster, the radio is just a smidgen (or two or three) louder than in past weeks, you have a need to convince someone that your method is the absolute best and you hear yourself saying “yes” more often to invitations, inquiries and virtually anything asked. Why? Rising estrogen is pumping your brain full of feel-good chemicals, and this makes you a tad more zealous in everything you do!
Day 8 to Day 14 (or ovulation)
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may surprise yourself with the funny barbs, witty quips and hysterical one-liners you come up with today. Credit for your funny bone goes to high estrogen and testosterone, which sharpen your brain skills, make you think faster on your feet and put you in an upbeat mood–a perfect recipe for bringing out your inner comedian!
Day 15 (or the day after ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: There’s no getting around it: Week 3 can be a real drag. That’s because it means the high-flying happiness, energy, libido, chattiness and brain skills you enjoyed during the first two weeks of your cycle as estrogen and testosterone rose are now fading away as these hormones hit lower levels and are accompanied by slow-you-down progesterone, which rises throughout Week 3. As a result of these changes, you could feel a little wistful, sort of like when a vacation ends and it’s time to trudge on home.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Be careful of becoming the hostess of your very own pity party today. As estrogen plunges, it makes you a bit less patient with aches, pains, disappointments and irritations, which can lead to a bit of whining. To avoid having a little self-pity turn into a full-blown bout of blues or depression, try to also remember all the good things going on in your life, like the health of your family, love of your friends or a fun event you’re planning to attend.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com. It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!