Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may put a little more time into things you do today, for example, instead of just painting your toenails, you may also add a flower or other design. Instead of just tweaking a website, you may end up redesigning the whole thing. Credit for the extra effort goes to rising estrogen and testosterone, which give you more energy and pump up your excitement about whatever task you’re doing.
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: During the second half of your cycle, when something bad happens to you (say, a store clerk treats you rudely or a friend doesn’t pay you back money she owes), you’re more likely to wallow in self-pity about it than take a stand since plunging estrogen and testosterone sap your energy and confidence. That’s not the case in the first half of your cycle though! Today, when something goes awry or someone wrongs you, you’ll want to take swift action thanks to high estrogen and testosterone, which amp up your energy, ingenuity and confidence. As a result, you’ll probably head straight to a manager, write a public review or devise a sneaky payback that makes you feel entirely vindicated!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: The hot feelings for a cute crush you had in Week 2 of your cycle may have suddenly cooled in your Week 3. Why? The combo of plunging testosterone (the hormone governing libido) and rising progesterone (a hormone that sends your sex drive plunging) makes you less interested in being physically intimate. What’s more, estrogen nosedives, which makes you less inclined to flirt and seek out a love connection.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may doubt someone’s story today as plunging estrogen makes you more skeptical about people’s intentions. To figure out if someone is telling the truth or is trying to pull a fast one, try these easy and proven lie-detection techniques that experts use to get the truth from criminal suspects!
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