Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Your competitive spirit increases during Week 1 and Week 2 of your cycle thanks to rising testosterone. This means you’ll be less likely to back down from a fight, more likely to accept invitations for games you’re sure you’ll win (or die trying!) and have the confidence to send in more resumes to job openings since you know you’ll outshine the other applicants.
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Your powers of persuasion are stellar today thanks to high estrogen and testosterone that make you think fast on your feet and turn you into an eloquent speaker. This makes it a great day to convince a salesperson to come down on a price, pitch your boss a ground-breaking idea or sweet-talk your honey into joining you on a weekend getaway.
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may notice it’s harder to remember little details today. Blame goes to rising progesterone, a hormone that fogs up your brain a wee bit. Luckily, there’s an easy way to sharpen recall any day of your cycle: Nibble dark chocolate. A recent British study show that flavanols it contains trigger a surge of blood to the brain’s memory centers, making them work harder so you remember more for up to three hours after enjoying the sweet treat.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Trust your instincts today! Whether or not you realize it, plunging estrogen is making you more aware of your surroundings and what people are saying. So, when a salesperson proclaims, “It’s the last one!” so you should buy it right now or a friend says he’ll totally pay back the money he needs to borrow to start a composting business, pay close attention to any nagging feeling you get in your gut. It’s really your subconscious sending you information it’s picked up on that will help you make the right decision.
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