Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may find yourself procrastinating today, for instance, putting off paying your bills, working on an important project or setting up an appointment. The reason? Rising estrogen is making you feel optimistic, which gives you the false sense that you’ll eventually get to these important tasks before their deadline.
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You’re feeling ambitious today thanks to high testosterone, which boosts your competitiveness and desire to get ahead. As a result, you may set your sights on setting up a new business, ask your boss for a promotion or dream up the perfect project that will get you the fame and fortune you so richly deserve.
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: If it’s the first half of your Week 3, you may feel a bit down or irritable. This is due to “pre-PMS”, which is like PMS where feel-good brain chemicals dip as estrogen declines. Thankfully, by the middle of Week 3, estrogen rises again along with sedating progesterone, giving you a calm, mellow mood.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You’re in the mood to get your way today as plunging estrogen lowers feel-good serotonin in your brain, making you a tad less patient and willing to compromise. Luckily, Italian researchers discovered a novel way to get people to do things your way: ask them for what you want in their right ear! In their study, volunteers who asked strangers for a favor were far more likely to get it when the request was made in their right ear than their left. The reason? Most verbal processing and logical thinking are done in the left side of the brain, which is accessed through the right ear, and this makes people more likely to act on what’s being heard in it.
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