Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You’re connecting more with others today, both verbally and physically. Rising estrogen is making you chatty and willing to strike up a conversation with just about anyone. And you’re closing in on people’s personal space, doling out more arm touches, back pats, hugs and kisses!
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Rising estrogen and testosterone are building up the confidence you have in your relationships and helping you overlook people’s flaws. This means that sweethearts who forget your anniversary, friends who are 30 minutes late yet again and neighbors who still haven’t returned your waffle iron get another pass. At least till Week 3 rolls around and descending hormones have you remembering once again why these people annoy the heck out of you.
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: It was probably hard to stick to a budget during the first two weeks of your cycle as rising estrogen and testosterone made you more impulsive. However, as these two hormones reach lower levels and the yellow caution flag of progesterone rises, you’re all about watching your cash. As a result, you may avoid keeping money in your wallet so you don’t spend it, scour the store circulars for sales or think of ways to have fun at home that don’t cost anything.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Low on today’s to-do list: rollercoasters, mosh pits and one-day super-sales. Plunging estrogen and testosterone are making high-flying excitement and crowded, jostley events way less attractive. You’ll be happier doing low-key activities around your schedule with fewer people around, such as shopping at a small boutique you like, having lunch with a pal and totally taking control over the remote.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com. It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!