Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You’re going to get an extra kick out of jokes, comedies, someone accidentally bumping into a pole and any of the other usual laugh-inducers. Credit goes to today’s rising estrogen, which boosts your feel-good serotonin and endorphins—brain chemicals that amp up your sense of humor!
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Rising estrogen and testosterone amp up your desire for new experiences, which may make you easily bored today. As a result, you may add new tunes to your mp3 player, drive a different route than you usually do, go to a new nightclub or do something else that satisfies your restlessness.
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: When given the opportunity to do something exciting or challenging, your first instinct may be to turn it down. That’s because rising progesterone is making you more safety-conscious and lower levels of estrogen and testosterone take down your confidence. However, if you’re offered a big project at work, a spur-of-the-moment free trip or other potentially good break, consider pushing past those first thoughts to say “no” and accepting it instead.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may feel down, irritated or blue today as estrogen and testosterone plunge. Luckily, these negative feelings aren’t a constant; they merely pop up now and then and tend to blow over in just a little while. Keeping this in mind when a bad mood strikes can help you get over them sooner.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com. It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!