Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may notice that a love interest you thought you were totally over in Week 4 of your cycle is suddenly piquing your interest again. That’s because rising estrogen is boosting your optimism, which is clouding all the bad stuff about your hottie and making you focus only on the good stuff.
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may feel like you’re finally getting over a problem you’ve been facing either because you found a solution to fix it or have decided to accept things as they are and put it behind you. Credit goes to high estrogen and testosterone, which fill you with optimism and confidence, making you feel like you can move forward and be okay.
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Rising progesterone is likely putting you in the mood to be comforted: You may prefer homey, rich foods to spicy or diet meals; you’d probably rather snuggle on a comfy couch than trek to the gym; you’re probably in the mood to treat yourself to your favorite desserts because you deserve it; and you’re likely happiest hanging with your best buds and avoiding frenemies like the plague.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may find yourself being a little snarky today, for instance, by making negative comments about someone’s outfit, what they say or how they drive. The problem is plunging estrogen. As it nosedives, it brings down feel-good brain chemicals, which can make you more critical of others. The good news? A little harmless bitchiness isn’t all that bad. When someone can’t hear it and you’re not saying it to someone who will let it get back to them, it can actually help you let off steam, reducing any hormone-fueled irritation and anger you may be experiencing.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com. It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!