Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may get the urge to play a practical joke on a neighbor, tease a friend or forward a joke email to a family member. Credit for your inner comedian goes to rising estrogen, which sharpens your sense of humor as it rises.
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may end up getting frustrated to the point of wanting to scream while standing on a long line, when stuck in traffic that’s slowed to a crawl or whenever someone interrupts you while you’re busy. The problem is that high estrogen and testosterone are revving your motivation and energy, making you want to tackle lots of tasks. And the thought of not finishing them because of these annoying slow-downs can be downright irritating.
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: When given the opportunity to do something exciting or challenging, your first instinct may be to turn it down. That’s because rising progesterone is making you more safety-conscious and lower levels of estrogen and testosterone take down your confidence. However, if you’re offered a big project at work, a spur-of-the-moment free trip or other potentially good break, consider pushing past those first thoughts to say “no” and accepting it instead.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may be surprised that a teacher, friend or family member who you look up to has flaws, such as being egocentric or a little lazy. It’s not that this person has changed. Rather, your plunging estrogen is helping you see people in a more realistic light today as opposed to the first half of your cycle when optimism-boosting rising estrogen made you see them as smarter, more capable and more impressive than they really were. Try not to be disillusioned when someone’s foibles become clearer; we all have strengths and weaknesses no matter how awesome we are.
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