Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can guesstimate), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Today’s hormone horoscope: You may be thinking of a gift to give a friend, family member or neighbor, such as homemade brownies, a fun toy that caught your eye in a store or even what you might get them for Christmas. Loved ones can credit estrogen for your gift-giving spirit. As this hormone rises, it gives you the urge to connect with others and make them happy.
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormone horoscope: High testosterone is pumping up your competitiveness today. As a result, you’ll likely want to absolutely crush any opponent in a game, you’re far less interested in participating as a team member and way more interested in leading the team, you’ll be open to new ways to boost your financial or social status and/or you may nearly hurt yourself diving in front of shopper to get one place ahead in line.
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormone horoscope: Last week you were ga-ga over a super-cutie. This week you’re feeling a bit more ho-hum about your target of affection. Why the flagging feelings? Lower levels of estrogen and testosterone and rising progesterone combine to dampen your libido and reduce brain chemicals that make you easily excited.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Today’s hormone horoscope: Your libido gets a boost today and orgasms are more intense. But it’s not thanks to your sex-drive hormone, testosterone, which is plunging. Instead, researchers believe the nerve endings down below are getting stimulated as your body prepares for menstruation. Consider it a parting gift from your body as you leave another cycle behind. Just one word of caution: Plunging estrogen during Week 4 is making it harder for your body to produce lubrication when being intimate, so a bottle of personal lubrication may be needed to avoid uncomfortable chafing.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com.
It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!