Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Today’s hormone horoscope: Your competitive spirit increases in Week 1 and Week 2 of your cycle as testosterone rises. This means you may flirt with someone a frenemy likes, try to outshine other women at a party or challenge folks to a round of pool, Draw Something or another game you’re sure you’ll win!
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormone horoscope: Put your cash in the bank and your credit cards on ice: You’re far more likely to make a risky financial decision today, such as investing in your friend’s “sure thing” or playing high-stakes games at the casino. The reason? High estrogen and testosterone are pumping up your optimism, making you far less realistic than you should be about how it will all turn out!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormone horoscope: They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Well, so is Week 2. Which is why you’ll probably be seeing the carnage of all the broken promises you made to yourself last week strewn about your life this week. Like what? Like that resolution to go the gym every day for two hours. And to totally cut out all sugar from your diet. And to never, ever talk to your ex again. Don’t be too hard on yourself: During Week 2, high estrogen and testosterone made you feel invincible, which made it easy to commit yourself to major lifestyle changes. This week, however, estrogen and testosterone dip and sedating progesterone rises, which saps your motivation and makes you more resistant to change.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Today’s hormone horoscope: You may find it hard to focus today as plunging estrogen and testosterone lower your ability to concentrate. Unfortunately, that could mean letting a whole day pass without getting a single task finished. To help you stay on track, try making a “to-do” list and a “not to do” list. That way, when you find yourself beginning to stray over to Facebook, walk past a chatty neighbor, head to the kitchen when you’re not even close to hungry or turn on the TV, you can bring yourself back on course and put more time into the tasks that need to get done.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com.
It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!