Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Today’s hormone horoscope: Connect with pals for lunch dates, pot luck dinners or group outings to the mall. Rising estrogen is putting you in an extroverted, sociable kind of mood, so staying home alone feels like a total bore.
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormone horoscope: You may say something pretty shocking to someone today. That’s because high estrogen and testosterone are taking off your filter and letting whatever thoughts that pop into your head slip right out of your mouth. Could be interesting!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormone horoscope: You’ll get a sense of satisfaction when bundling up all your dirty laundry and finally getting all the wash done, scrubbing the bathtub till it’s bubble bath-ready, putting up the new blinds that have been sitting in the box on the floor for a year, quieting the nagging squeak in your front door, putting new photos in photo frames and doing anything else that makes your home neater and a more restful place to be. That’s because, as progesterone rises, it has a sedating effect that makes you less interested in doing exciting activities with others and it brings out your home-loving side, making you want to focus on feathering your nest.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Today’s hormone horoscope: Hair dye. Teeth whitening kits. Bangs. A tattoo. You could try virtually anything to improve your appearance today. That’s because plunging estrogen and testosterone bring down your confidence in how you look, making you want to an instant upgrade.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com.
It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!