Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s hormone horoscope: You enjoy surprises of all sorts more today thanks to rising estrogen. It’s giving your brain a bigger thrill-boosting buzz whenever something unexpected happens, such as seeing a friend you didn’t expect to, learning that your favorite restaurant whipped up a new kind of dessert or coming across a killer sale by accident. You’ll also enjoy dishing out your own surprises, such as creeping up behind someone and spooking them or giving them news they didn’t expect to hear, like that you’re a Libertarian or have an undying love of quilting.
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s hormone horoscope: It’ll be hard to keep a secret to yourself today. With high estrogen making you want to gab and high testosterone making you impulsive about what comes out of your mouth, friends and family better hope that whatever they confided in you doesn’t come spilling out!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s hormone horoscope: You may feel like blending into the background today as rising progesterone and lower levels of estrogen and testosterone dampen the desire to stand out in a crowd, make you less comfortable leading the pack and make you more secure working as part of a team or behind the scenes.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s hormone horoscope: Try to cut yourself a little slack while working with your hands today, for instance, while painting your nails, decorating cupcakes or knitting. Due to plunging estrogen, you’re going to possibly fumble a bit and not be as dextrous as you were in the first half of your cycle. What’s more, this descending hormones is making you a tad less patient, so getting riled up about messing up can actually make you even less careful in what you’re doing.
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