Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may be tempted to overload your to-do list today, piling it high with new tasks, half-finished projects and stuff you’ve been meaning to get to for decades. The urge to get so much done comes from rising estrogen and testosterone, which give you a mental and physical push that makes it feel like you can tackle a million things at once. However, if you don’t want to face this long list of to-dos again the next time Week 1 rolls around, you’re better off focusing on just one or two tasks at a time. Otherwise, you could end up scattering your energy and getting nothing completed.
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You’re more likely to gamble, drink, smoke, play practical jokes and do any of the other usual baddies today. Blame for your naughtiness goes to high estrogen and testosterone, which ramp up your derring-do and desire for excitement. Plus, they’re making anything that usually feels good feel even better by pumping up brain chemicals that give you a euphoric buzz!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: During the first half of your cycle, rising estrogen had you preferring burly, masculine partners with chiseled jawlines and a gruff attitude. The second half of your cycle is a whole different story. Lower levels of estrogen have you drawn toward sensitive, self-effacing softies who pride themselves on their ability to bake, garden and attend every comic-con ever.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: As estrogen and testosterone plunge, they bring down confidence-boosting serotonin. As a result, you may feel twinges of regret over decisions from long ago—for instance, not going to college or spending too much time with the wrong partner—or over choices you’ve just made—such as buying a new living room chair or turning down a job offer because you weren’t sure it was the right one.
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