Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You’re more likely to take things in stride and go with the flow if plans change today. Folks who ask for a different appointment time, restaurant or activity can thank your rising estrogen for your a-okayness with the switcheroo. As this hormone climbs, it boosts feel-good brain chemicals that help you overcome unexpected snags and rebound quickly.
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Today’s a day for breaking rules and defying convention. High estrogen and testosterone are making you bold, fearless and independent, a combination that has you easily bored with the same-old same-old and questioning why things have been done a certain way for ages without anyone actually realizing that it can be done a better way: Your way.
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Eat or nap? Eat or nap? Eat or nap? Thanks to rising progesterone, which ratchets up hunger and fatigue, this question is probably going to pop up quite a lot today.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may wonder why everyone’s giving rave reviews to a restaurant, dance club or other destination when you find it just barely adequate. The reason for the difference in opinion? Plunging estrogen and testosterone are making negative aspects stand out more prominently. So, while restaurant reviewers may say a certain dish is divine, all you focus on is the dirty tablecloths. And while friends may say a certain dance club is full of hotties, all you see are losers who dance like someone’s shooting at their feet.
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