Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Seek out ways to treat your five senses. For instance, use your favorite scented bath scrub, indulge in gourmet truffles or roll around in freshly laundered sheets. You’ll enjoy these and other sensual experiences more today as rising estrogen sharpens your senses of smell, taste, touch, sight and hearing!
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may feel antsy today if you’re not doing two, three, even five things at once, for instance, listening to music while typing a report while brewing a cup of chai tea while chatting to a pet while daydreaming about an upcoming trip. You can’t help wanting to do a lot at once: high estrogen and testosterone are making you easily bored, which makes you want to dash from one thing to another to another to…
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You were super-eloquent during your Week 2, but Week 3 is just the opposite. Rising progesterone has you throwing in a few more “ums” and “ahs” than usual, making it hard to remember the exact word you want to say and even making you utter embarrassingly wrong words instead. Have an important meeting or phone call today where you need stellar verbal skills? Take a moment to think about exactly what you’re going to say before you say it. Not only will this help combat progesterone’s verbal snafus, research shows that slow talkers who pause actually appear more thoughtful and intelligent that speedier chatters.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You’ll probably find it harder to recall details today. That’s plunging estrogen’s fault. As it descends, it makes it harder to remember facts you knew down pat during the first two weeks of your cycle when this hormone was rising.
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