Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can guesstimate), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
First day of period to Day 7
Today’s hormone horoscope: Your challenge today is staying focused on work and chores that definitely have to be completed. That’s because rising estrogen and testosterone are making you easily distracted by way more fun stuff, like surfing the ‘net, going on road trips and visiting pals!
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormone horoscope: Watch those nervous tics, like nail chewing, hair twirling, lip biting or scratching. High estrogen is amping up your nervous energy, which can put nervous habits into overdrive, leaving you with nubby nails, scraggly hair ends, sore lips and scars. Having trouble getting that excess anxiety under control? Try sipping chamomile tea, which is abundant in calming compounds.
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormone horoscope: You may feel a bit more sentimental today as rising progesterone gives your hearstrings an emotional tug. As a result, you may get the urge to book a vacation to a spot you enjoyed visiting with loved ones, call an old classmate out of the blue to say hi or look up old pals on Facebook to see what they’ve been up to all these years.
Day 23 to the end of cycle
Today’s hormone horoscope: As estrogen plunges, taking down your patience, you may get so fed up with work, school, the person you’re dating or even just the usual place you pick up lunch that you may decide you want to try something altogether different, for instance, ditch your accounting job to open up a video arcade, switch from majoring in social work to advertising and marketing, set up a Match.com account to see who bites or grab a friend and head to the new Mexican Thai fusion cafe you’ve heard so many people raving about!
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com.
It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!