Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Today’s hormone horoscope: If it’s early in your Week 1, then menstruation may make you a bit tired and drained due to a loss of pep-boosting iron. But if it’s the latter half of your Week 1, expect rising estrogen and testosterone to rev up your engines and give you a motivation-pumping rise in energy. In fact, this energy lift may be so intense, you may feel a bit on edge or jittery, especially after a cup of your usual caffeine infusion.
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormone horoscope: Research shows that an interesting thing happens to your appearance this week: Your facial features get a bit more feminine and symmetrical. Thanks goes to high estrogen, which triggers subtle changes that make you more beautiful so you’ll attract a mate (or bed the one you have) in time for ovulation at the end of this week. But, this also makes it a perfect time to snap a new gorgeous shot for your Facebook page, LinkedIn account or other online profile!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormone horoscope: You’ll likely notice that you’re not speaking as eloquently as you did during Weeks 1 and 2 when estrogen was climbing. Now that this hormone dips to a lower level and progesterone rises, it’s more difficult to remember the exact word you want to say, get sentences out without stumbling over your words and avoid frequently pausing and/or saying “um” and “ah”.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Today’s hormone horoscope: As estrogen and testosterone plunge, you prefer to stick to the oldies but the goodies, the tried and true and the proven over the experimental. So, you’ll be happiest eating foods you love, watching movies you’ve already seen and hanging out with folks you know well. The reason? These plunging hormones decrease your confidence and openness about experiencing something new and make you more critical of anything out-of-the-ordinary.
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It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!