Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Today’s hormone horoscope: People may be coming to you to ask your opinion or advice today. The reason? Rising estrogen makes you seem more approachable as it makes you chattier and more likely to smile. Luckily, it’s a good day for you to dole out words of wisdom since rising estrogen and testosterone are making think faster on your feet, which helps you come up with novel solutions to nagging problems!
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormone horoscope: Revel in your greatness today! High estrogen and testosterone are pumping up your confidence about your talents and appearance, giving you more self-esteem than you have during any other week of your cycle. So, hold you head high and strut your stuff!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormone horoscope: People who got used to making you laugh for the past two weeks are gonna start to worry that they’ve broken their funny bone when they’re around you. The reason? During Week 1 and Week 2, you were all guffaws as estrogen rose since this hormone spurred the production of more laugh-triggering endorphins. But, in Week 3, not only does estrogen dip to a lower level, making the giggles farther and fewer between, sedating progesterone is also on the scene, making you seem more serious and sober.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Today’s hormone horoscope: You may end up hunting around for your keys, forget the name of a neighbor who’s lived next door to you for years or be stumped for facts and figures you knew down pat during the first half of your cycle. The reason for the brain fog? Plunging estrogen and testosterone. As they descend, they bring down your powers of recall, making it difficult to remember even the easy stuff.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com.
It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!