Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Today’s hormone horoscope: You may feel like more great opportunities and good fortune are coming your way today. And you have your homones to thank! As estrogen rises, it makes you more open to new experiences and meeting new people—both of which have been shown to increase your chances of attracting (and jumping on) lucky breaks.
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormone horoscope: You shine at parties, meetings, classes and other social events this week of your cycle. Not only are high estrogen and testosterone are making you chatty, funny and confident, they’re also helping you stand out in the crowd by prompting subtle changes in your appearance that make you more attractive and triggering the output of scentless pheromones that attract folks to you like a magnet!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormone horoscope: You’ll feel like making it an early night as sedating progesterone has you thisclose to a nap all day. Don’t want to blow your street cred and admit you want to go home early so you can sleep? Tell the gang you’ve got a late-night date with a secret someone. They don’t have to know it’s with your teddy bear.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Today’s hormone horoscope: Hold your nose! Plunging estrogen makes odors too much to bear—even those you’d normally like during other weeks of your cycle, like cinnamon buns and hot chocolate. So your neighbor’s fish fry, your roommate’s stinky sneakers and the office fridge are going to be definite stinkers!
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com.
It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!