Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Today you may end up buying makeup, trying on a new outfit, making a hair appointment or doing something else to beautify yourself. Why? As estrogen and testosterone rise all this week and next, you become more outgoing, flirtatious and comfortable as the center of attention!
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Careful of making bets today: Your high testosterone makes you so competitive you might do just about anything to win. What’s more, if you lose, you’ll likely make even more bets, hoping the next one will be the winner till you’re in too deep!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may find yourself ignoring your phone, not responding to text messages right away or hiding when someone knocks at your door. The reason? Rising progesterone is making you a bit quieter and not as interested in what other folks have to say, which is the complete opposite of how chatty and inquisitive you were during the first two weeks of your cycle.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may be a stickler for rules and get frustrated when people flout them, for instance, when drivers change lanes without signaling, shoppers with 11 items go through the 10-items-or-less lane or a neighbor grabs two newspapers out of a newspaper box even though she only paid for one. That’s because plunging estrogen is making you view the world with a more critical eye, so infractions—no matter how small—stand out like glaring felonies, making you irritated at the injustice.
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