Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: With people-shmoozing estrogen rising today, you’re happiest when reconnecting with friends and family you didn’t see over the weekend. This hormone is also making you chatty so you’ll probably want to block out time for a long lunch to catch up on all the latest news and gossip.
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Your high estrogen- and testosterone-fueled optimism may get you in trouble today. For instance, you could feel like you have more time than you really do to meet a deadline so you procrastinate or you eat a dozen doughnuts and tell yourself you’ll work them all off at the gym the next day.
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: If you’re in your Week 3, it’s probably apparent by now that the high energy, super-sized libido, killer memory, sharp wit and buoyant optimism you enjoyed during the first half of your cycle has been replaced with fatigue, a low sex drive, mental fogginess and a more realistic outlook. Blame goes to lower levels of estrogen and testosterone coupled with rising progesterone. But fret not: The second half of your cycle has its benefits, too! That’s because it gives you a chance to sit back and reflect on past decisions and their outcomes, which helps you make sure you’re still on the right course, it prompts you to relax, which helps you recharge after all those high-hormone days of running around, and it slows you down, which gives you a chance to enjoy the subtler things in life, like your first sip of coffee or the warm rays of sunshine on your skin.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Plunging estrogen turns you into less of a people-person today as it makes everyone’s most annoying characteristics far more obvious. As a result, you may be craving a little alone time to watch a movie, read a book, eat your lunch, practice guitar, exercise or just do some work without being interrupted. And you may wonder why some people simply can’t respect your need for space.
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