Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!

My HormonologyWhich week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your day has in store:

Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise

Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Folks who have problems should come to you today. Rising estrogen and testosterone are making you confident you can fix just about anything, from a broken zipper to a busted love life. And, truth is, you really can since these hormones are sharpening your brain skills and making you think faster on your feet, helping you come up with more clever solutions to sticky issues!

Week 2
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak

Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You could end up on Santa’s naughty list this week if you’re not careful! That’s because high estrogen and testosterone are making you bold, daring and impulsive, a perfect combination for imbibing too much and ending up pulling pranks, spilling the beans and ending up in a notorious “Oops!” photo gallery like this!

Week 3
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again

Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may feel a tad guilty about all the cookies, pie, cake, chips, donuts and other goodies you treat yourself. On other weeks of your cycle, it’s a bit easier to summon the willpower to turn down high-calorie munchies and second, third and fourth servings. Not so on Week 3 when rising progesterone is amping up cravings and pushing you to consume more calories. The good news? This hormone is also prompting your body to burn up to 30% more fat when you exercise, so if you hit the gym, play Wii Fit or run up and down the stairs a lot, you could melt those extra helpings right off.

Week 4
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge

Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Your idea of  great week is one averting crowds, traffic, family members who were clearly put on this Earth just to annoy you and other irritations you could more easily overlook on other weeks of your cycle when plunging estrogen isn’t making you so sensitive to them. While you don’t need to cocoon yourself in your bedroom till Week 1 arrives, you may want to stick to going to places that you know won’t work your last nerve, like the movies, a favorite restaurant or over to your best bud’s house.

Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com. It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!

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