Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can guesstimate), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Today’s hormone horoscope: You may be late to meetings or hand in work after the deadline today. The problem? Rising estrogen is making you more optimistic, which can lead you to believe you have more time than you really do!
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormone horoscope: I think Mondays hit Week 2 gals the hardest. That’s because, for most folks, the fun, excitement or simply mere possibility of something new happening that you enjoyed over the weekend is now gone and replaced with the hum-drum, totally predictable routine of the work-week. To avoid getting too down about it, check out what’s going on around town this coming weekend so you’ll have something fun to look forward to!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormone horoscope: Sad news or negative events may make you weepier or more upset today than you would have been about it during the first half of your cycle. Why? Lower levels of estrogen and rising progesterone are amping up your emotional side and making your more likely to empathize with others.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Today’s hormone horoscope: With estrogen plunging, making you quicker to anger and less patient, you may be tempted to lash out at other folks and blame them for your problems today. For instance, you may curse out a driver on the road because you misjudged how far he was when you pulled out in front of him or yell at a co-worker because the printer jammed and you’re sure it had something to do with her. Before losing your cool, take a deep breath and remember that descending estrogen is simply making you snappish…and that the guy you’re waving the middle finger at may get a serious case of road rage and chase you down or that co-worker you yell at may have a secret relationship with the boss you know nothing about and, therefore, has more of an impact on your job than you ever imagined (trust me on this one: I write from experience).
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It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!