Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can guesstimate), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!

My HormonologyWhich week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:

Week 1
First day of period to Day 7
Today’s hormone horoscope: You’re in the mood to break away from rules and restrictions as rising estrogen and testosterone encourage you to let out your inner rebel. As a result, you may sneak in to school or work late, head to the 10-items-or-less lane at the supermarket even though you have 12 items or head to the local tattoo parlor and get inked!

Week 2
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormone horoscope: Put your cash in the bank and your credit cards on ice: You’re far more likely to make a risky financial decision today—such as investing in your friend’s “sure thing” or playing high-stakes games at the casino. The reason? High estrogen and testosterone are pumping up your optimism, making you far less realistic than you should be about how it will all turn out!

Week 3
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormone horoscope: They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Well, so is Week 2. Which is why you’ll probably be seeing the carnage of all the broken promises you made to yourself last week strewn about your life this week. Like what? Like that resolution to go the gym every day for two hours. And to totally cut out all sugar from your diet. And to never, ever talk to your ex again. Don’t be too hard on yourself: During Week 2, high estrogen and testosterone made you feel invincible, which made it easy to commit yourself to major lifestyle changes. This week, however,  estrogen and testosterone dip and sedating progesterone rises, which saps your motivation and makes you more resistant to change.

Week 4
Day 23 to the end of cycle
Today’s hormone horoscope: Going someplace crowded, noisy, stuffy or smelly? Try stashing something in your purse or travel mug that’s sure to soothe you. Plunging estrogen is making you more sensitive to annoyances, so having your favorite chai latte, comic book, bag of M&Ms or other indulgence will make the experience easier to deal with.

Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com.
It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!

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