Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may be inspired by your rising estrogen to play an April Fool’s Day prank on someone. As your body churns out more and more of this hormone, it puts you in the mood for silly fun!
Day 8 to Day 14 (or ovulation)
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Yesterday I took a long walk with my dog, Bailey, and I was surprised by all the subtle aromas I was smelling in the air–minty eucalyptus, woodsy patchouli, sweet night-blooming jasmine. And I remembered that it was my Week 2 and it all became clear: High estrogen was sharpening my sense of smell, helping me detect a wider array of scents. I bring this up because I recommend that you pay attention to the scents around you–and even head someplace that’s full of wonderful aromas, such as a bakery or florist. They’ll all smell richer this week of your cycle!
Day 15 (or the day after ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: It’s more difficult for others to read your emotions today and gauge how you’re feeling. Why? Rising progesterone, a sedating hormone, is making you less emotive, so you’re making fewer facial expressions and volunteering less information about your current mood.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Woe to the double-talking salesperson, backstabbing coworker or sneaky frenemy who tries to pull one over on you today. Plunging estrogen makes you a bit more suspicious of people and their intentions, so you’re less likely to be duped or fall prey to a scam.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com. It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!