Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Whether you’re hitched or single, optimism-boosting estrogen makes it hard not to feel good about a holiday that celebrates love (or at least love-themed greeting cards). One word of caution: Rising testosterone is making you more impulsive, so it may be harder to resist buying those mouth-watering chocolate samplers, heart-shaped candy boxes and holiday-themed candy anything!
Day 8 to Day 14 (or ovulation)
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: High estrogen and testosterone make you love any holiday since it’s a reason to use all that high-hormone energy to party! If you’re happily hitched, you’ll love a dream date with your mate. Deliriously single? Then grab a gaggle of your best buds and go toast your freedom from fights over money, explaining away sex when you’re not in the mood and blanket hogging!
Day 15 (or the day after ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Try to act more excited if you receive a valentine today—rising progesterone is making you sedate, so you’re more apt to do your dance of joy on the inside. Single? Then the nurturing feeling that progesterone is boosting today may make you miss someone to cuddle, feed and wipe shmutz off of with your finger and a little spit. Till you fill that spot, you’ll enjoy channeling all those nurturing feelings on an appreciative friend or pet.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Sure, estrogen may be descending today, which can result in a premenstrual blue mood. Luckily, Valentine’s Day offers two great ways to bring your emotions back up: when your sweetie showers you with romantic gifts, words of love or a much-needed massage or when you treat yourself to indulgent gifts, baubles you love and a wonderful at-home massage that your partnered pals only wish they got…..
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com. It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!