Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: A problem that’s been nagging you likely seems easier to solve thanks to estrogen and testosterone. When these hormones are on the rise, as they are today, they make you feel hopeful and more confident!
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: When someone asks you a question today, they should allot extra time for your answer: High estrogen is making you chatty!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Stash healthy snacks in your purse or pocket, such as a granola bar or nuts. Rising progesterone is making you hungrier more often during the day. And research shows that a famished feeling leads to grumpiness, poor decision-making and overspending. Not to mention football player-like tackles on the nearest vending machine for really fattening nibbles that aren’t even that good, like Funions or those mini Ritz cracker sandwiches with fake peanut butter filling. Blech.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Is it you or are people just more irritating today? It’s you. More specifically, it’s your plunging estrogen, which shines a spotlight on everyone else’s shortcomings, such as their coffee breath, the way they inadvertently elbow-jab you when trying to scoot by or the horrible way their heels make that click-clickety racket by your desk all day, making you wish you could have a trap door button installed.
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