Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Today’s hormone horoscope: If the milk is a couple of days past its expiration date, a parking space you’re considering taking is a really tight squeeze or the shortest line at the supermarket has someone coughing (without covering their mouth) in front of you, you’ll be like “Whatevs” and go for it anyway. Rising estrogen and testosterone are boosting your confidence, making you pretty sure that you’ll be fine no matter what you do today!
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormone horoscope: High estrogen and testosterone are perking up your mood and confidence and, new research shows, this has you speaking in a more direct way and less likely to beat around the bush. So, if something’s on your mind, you don’t like a coworker’s first draft or a friend needs a reality check about her chances of winning the next X Factor, you’re the gal to do it!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormone horoscope: You’re the total opposite of Week 1 gals: If the milk is a couple of days past its expiration date, a parking space you’re considering taking is a really tight squeeze or the shortest line at the supermarket has someone coughing (without covering their mouth) in front of you, you’ll stay far, far away. Rising progesterone is a hormone that prompts you to be safer and lower levels of estrogen and testosterone take away that super-confidence you had in the first half of your cycle when you were pretty sure you were immune to just about anything. As a result, you’re not taking any chances.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Today’s hormone horoscope: You’re the total opposite of Week 2 gals: Plunging estrogen and testosterone are dampening your mood and confidence and, new research shows, this has you speaking in a less direct way and more likely to beat around the bush. So, unless a premenstrual noradrenaline flare pops up, making you super-annoyed to the point where you blurt out your true feelings, you’re more likely to break news gently to friends, try to illustrate what you mean by touching on various topics hoping folks will get the hint or try other circuitous ways to get to your point.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com.
It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!